Monthly Archives: August 2010

Opposite over Adjacent

I’m doing pretty well with not freaking out about the anniversary of the flood this year. I’ve been rounding up my relationship with the GoteMan to 5 years for a few months now, so when I hear people call it … Continue reading

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This Just In…

We just returned from tubing in Leavenworth and Let Me Fucking Tell You, tubing on a river is the most fun thing in the whole a world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m so freaking exhausted, though. We got totally drunk in a karaoke bar … Continue reading

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How to be a loan

This weekend we have been mired in the swamp that is trying to buy a new car. Man, just…man. My dad is in the biz so I knew what to expect from the vultures salesmen down at the car lot … Continue reading

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You did not avoid the pinkish rays.

Pink Slime. Google that shit. Go ahead, I’ll wait. … Did you read that shit? No? Okay, okay, I’ll tell you. Eight years ago the beef industry came up with a new product. They discovered that by mixing the goop … Continue reading

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Thursday is My Saturday

And cheeseburgers are the new black. And 70 is the new 40. I left my phone at work yesterday. So if you are trying to call me you are SOL. Guess you ought to check my blog more often, huh? … Continue reading

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Toots Feathers (possibly nsfyw?)

Oh wow, what a shift! Crazy oppressive heat that had everyone in the city freaking out (no seriously, there was some major drama going around), and then WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOO gone! Last night there were crazy winds, all night, and I laid … Continue reading

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Drumroll, please…

…and it’s time ladies and gents! For everyone’s favorite show, Update 2010!!!!!!!!!! With your host, Alabama Goddaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn! And tonight’s musical guest, RadioRadio! (Thanks to Sistar-Gote for sending this french-acadian-hip-pop awesomeness my way!) Let’s give a big round of applause to … Continue reading

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